Wednesday, April 9, 2014

How the rabbit got his eggs

there was a squirrely rabbit
who stole the robin's eggs
he jumped away like lightning
on his bouncing furry legs

and took the colored eggs
over to some poor lad's front stoop
no sign was left of his theft
'cept for his jellybean poop

hippy hop aaaay
hippy hop ohhhh
bunny did a noooo no

the robin squawked at the
sight of her vacated nest
she signaled for the falcon
to search for the arrest

and bulletins were sounded
out via busy beaver tail
if the robber rabbit hadn't fled
they would've roasted him in jail

hippy hop aaaay
hippy hop yeeee
where's bunny... we'll see

the rabbit sprinted over
to the chocolate factory
and tried to hide inside a
giant vat of sweet honey

but lacking brains he stuck
himself onto the assembly line
after going through the cocoa
flow his flavor was divine

hippy hop aaaay
hippy hop yeeee
no more thieving bunny

hippy hop aaaay
hippy hop yeeee
let's eat a chocolate... bun-ny




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